Natale and I found and sort of enjoyed these Vivienne Westwood jelly bondage sandal winged things:

But they’re kind of not quite wearable, let’s be honest, unless you’re channeling a kinky Greek goddess or something. Which I only do on alternate Tuesdays. So here’s a much easier (read: lazier) way to cop Vivienne’s style.

Step 1. Find that crappy old pair of wedges you haven’t managed to get rid of since high school, which are only marginally still in fashion.

Step 2. Buy angel wings from the craft store (they sell these for those crazy.. ahem… dedicated Martha Stewart types who make elaborate nativity scenes for Christmas.) Sew them on the strap.

Step 3. There is no step 3. This is the easiest craft ever.

Take that, $190 Vivenne Westwood weird bondage jellies.